Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck, A/K/A Dolt-45,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset., A/K/A P01135809

Tuesday, November 25, 2008

Moral Hazard, Pt. 2

Here is an idea: The shareholders of Citibank should consider suing the asses off of the top level of management and of the Board of Directors for failing in their fiduciary duty to the shareholders.

Since we can't imprison those guys and we can't take them in the tumbrels to the guillotine, then maybe Death by a Thousand Lawsuits would be a fitting punishment. Each shareholder should sue them individually, so the managers have to spend the rest of their lives undergoing depositions, court appearances and trials.

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