Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Tuesday, November 18, 2008

The Spineless Body of Government

That would be the United States Senate.

The Democrats are letting Traitor Joe keep his committee chairmanship while the Republicans are not going to expel convicted felon Stevens.

The Democrats have no spine, the Republicans have no integrity.

UPDATE: Blue Girl to Senate Democrats-- Go fuck yourselves. And your horses.

The Senate Democrats managed to set the land speed record for fucking over the people who donated cash and campaigned to elect them to the Senate: It took them all of seven days to yell a hearty "go blow yourselves" to the people who worked to turn the Senate from 49-49-2 to 55-40-2 (three seats are still up for grabs).

1 comment:

Ralph Radon said...

On the bright side, those three seats are down to two. Stevens is history.