Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

DONALD TRUMP IS A CONVICTED FELON. CASE CLOSED.

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- Trump

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Karma may sometimes be late to arrive.
But it never loses an address.

Sunday, November 23, 2008

Dammit, George, Stop "Helping!"

My apartment has sliding windows. When it gets cold, I mash a clay-type weather-stripping between the windows and the window frames. It does make a big difference.

I did that yesterday. Today, George is trying to "help" by peeling off the weatherstripping.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Why is it I cringe when I think of cats being helpful?

Cat: "Look, I'm being helpful! I caught that mouse! See? See?"

(Drops mouse at my feet.)

Me: "Eeeek! Thank you, cat."