Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Tuesday, November 25, 2008

Holy. Fucking. Shit.

I have no real idea how all of the credit default obligations and credit default swaps and other stuff worked. I still don't.

But when I read this article, by the author of Liar's Poker, I came away with the understanding that the games that Wall Street was playing with mortgage-backed securities were not a house built on sand. Sand is far too stable a terrain; Wall Street was building castles on semi-liquefied dog shit.

The more I read about what was going on with mortgage-backed securities, the more it seems to me that spending by our $700 billion to bail out the banks is the fiscal equivalent of using a garden hose to put out a forest fire. I have a gut feeling that things are going to get worse, a lot worse, before they get better.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

I heard a clear description of credit default swaps on This American Life a few weeks ago. It blew my mind. All that real wealth that people walked away with was built out of air. Words. Promises. Nothing really backing it, but complex concepts and an arrogance that they wouldn't be caught.

It was bound to come crashing down.

Now the house of credit cards is about to fall. What a mess.