Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Wednesday, November 12, 2008

The Swarm of the Lobbyists

Lobbyists are "swarming" the Treasury Department to grab a chunk of the $700 billion bailout. They've been doing such a good job of glomming onto the money that of the initial $250 billion, only $60 billion is left.

The Treasury Department obviously needs a bouncer to keep the lobbyists out.

Shoot a few of them and the problem of swarming lobbyists will be lessened to a large degree.
Posted by on or about 06:40

1 comment:

One Fly said...

Yea shoot their sorry asses and then stab em wide deep and frequent.

This money is going into another rat hole with no accountability. Thanks dims

11/12/2008 11:41 PM

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