Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Monday, November 10, 2008

A Bad Babel Fish Translation?

If you read this transcript of an interview with the Governor of Alaska, two things may come to mind:

First: She talks as though she is reading a machine-driven translation from some other language. It is as if she has Babel Fish running in her head. You can speculate on which language she thinks in, I'm going to guess that she thinks in Finnish.

Second: The decision by the McCain campaign to keep her as far away from the press as they could was the right one. A few more interviews like this and people will wonder if there is anyone in Alaska with an IQ above "lukewarm."

1 comment:

Distributorcap said...

eb you should know better === she is RIGHT next to Russia - so she knows Russian and she is also next to Yukon - so maybe she thinks she can speak Yukonese