Orange Felon Can't Tell Me What to Do

Words of Advice:

DONALD TRUMP IS A CONVICTED FELON. CASE CLOSED.

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

"Once you have paid him the Danegeld, you never get rid of the Dane." -- Rudyard Kipling

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

Democracy Dies When Billionaires and Hedge Funds Buy Newspapers.

"Never Get Into Anything With a 'Jesus Nut'." -- every fixed-wing pilot

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Karma may sometimes be late to arrive.
But it never loses an address.

Monday, November 10, 2008

When Times Get Tough

One of the first things to go is the fancy-ass cup of coffee. Which is probably why Starbucks Coffee's profits are off 97%.

You can buy a bag of 8 O'Clock coffee for five bucks, a thing of filters for another buck or two and some sugar and/or cream for less than the cost of two of those pretentious coffees from Starbucks, and you'll have enough coffee for about two weeks worth of drinking (per person). And you don't have to put up with some pretentious college drop-out when you tell him what you want is a large cup of coffee.

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