Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Tuesday, November 18, 2008

I Love the Smell of Half-Digested Steak in the Evening

I cooked a steak tonight on a grille that is a knock-off of a Foreman grille. Of course, I shared it with Jake and George (Gracie does not care for steak).

George begged and begged for more, so I gave it to him.

About an hour later, he barfed up both his dinner and the steak. Smelled wonderful, it did.

(Eat my steak and then barf on the furniture; I should have named him "Joe Lieberman.")

I don't know why cats seem to do pukes in three series and move a foot or so between each one. It'd be a lot easier to clean up if they could just barf in just one spot.
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Anonymous said...

And they go off of the wood floor onto a carpet. Very thoughtful.

11/19/2008 11:10 PM

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