Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Monday, October 6, 2008

Our Neighbor- Afghanistan

Canada, Mexico, Russia and Afghanistan, according to Sarah Palin:
“They are also building schools for the Afghan children so that there is hope and opportunity in our neighboring country of Afghanistan.”
I bet she can also see Peru from her house.

(H/T to 23/6)

2 comments:

Distributorcap said...

if any country touches another country that touches alaska -- well they touch

so alaska is also next to Finland, poland, mongolia, china, khazakstan, estonia, romania, among others

sarah can have the UN over for tea

Phil said...

My favorite neighbor, Antarctica. I bet she can see them feeding the polar bears.
I guess I need to look into these fantastic fucking glasses she wears.