Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Friday, August 15, 2008

News for the Clueless; Georgian Edition

George Bush has no idea what he is talking about when he runs his mouth. Regardless of what his pea-sized brain vomits out his mouth, the Navy just can't shit out a ship because he demands it.

Pentagon officials told McClatchy that they were increasingly dubious that any U.S. Navy vessels would join the aid operation, in large part because the U.S.-based hospital ships likely to go, the USNS Comfort and the USNS Mercy, would take weeks to arrive. "The president was writing checks to the Georgians without knowing what he had in the bank," said a senior administration official. "The president got out in front of the planning when he talked publicly about using naval forces," said a second senior administration official.

Wow. Now there is a surprise. Not that Bush is an idiot, we all knew that, but that there are people in his own administration that are tacitly saying as much.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

As Bush's remaining days start to dwindle, I wonder how many other White House insiders will start to say what's on their minds?
This could get very amusing.

Distributorcap said...

i am with kz

they all know what an idiot they have in charge
with 150 days or so left, io guess they figure no much to lose

i didnt think this was possible, but i loath bush more today than i did years ago