Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Monday, August 18, 2008

Guess Which Word in this Headline I'd Like to Change

Musharraf announces his resignation

Just one little word. Is that too much to ask?
Posted by on or about 06:43

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

Umm could it be "Bush" in place of the first word?

8/18/2008 8:49 AM
Anonymous said...

Apparently it is too much to ask of our stupid Congress.

8/18/2008 12:58 PM
Jeanne said...

Yeah, but if it was Bush, that would put Cheney in - another evil, and not the lesser

8/18/2008 2:33 PM
Comrade Misfit said...

DCup, there is a difference between "stupid" and "gutess."

8/18/2008 10:18 PM
Anonymous said...

EBM - You're right. They aren't stupid, they're gutless and weak and derelict of duty.

8/18/2008 10:22 PM

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