Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Wednesday, July 2, 2008

The Commie Torturers of Guantanamo

Up until this current crop of goons took over, America, as a nation, generally abhorred the use of torture. So you might have wondered where the Army learned how to torture people.

The answer is: From Communist China. The Army took a study of the torture techniques used by the Chinese in the Korean War, stripped off the title of "Commie Torture Techniques" and slapped on the title of "Army Interrogation Manual."

Let's be clear on this: Those techniques were condemned as "torture" when they were applied to our guys during the Korean War. The only difference is that now, those techniques are not being applied by "Chinese Army torturers," but "U.S. Army interrogators."

1 comment:

BadTux said...

We defeated the Soviet Union apparently so we could become the new Soviet Union. Welcome to Soviet America, comrade.

- Badtux the Sovok Penguin