Orange Felon Can't Tell Me What to Do

Words of Advice:

DONALD TRUMP IS A CONVICTED FELON. CASE CLOSED.

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- Trump

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Never Get Into Anything With a 'Jesus Nut'." -- every fixed-wing pilot

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Karma may sometimes be late to arrive.
But it never loses an address.

Wednesday, July 2, 2008

The Commie Torturers of Guantanamo

Up until this current crop of goons took over, America, as a nation, generally abhorred the use of torture. So you might have wondered where the Army learned how to torture people.

The answer is: From Communist China. The Army took a study of the torture techniques used by the Chinese in the Korean War, stripped off the title of "Commie Torture Techniques" and slapped on the title of "Army Interrogation Manual."

Let's be clear on this: Those techniques were condemned as "torture" when they were applied to our guys during the Korean War. The only difference is that now, those techniques are not being applied by "Chinese Army torturers," but "U.S. Army interrogators."

1 comment:

BadTux said...

We defeated the Soviet Union apparently so we could become the new Soviet Union. Welcome to Soviet America, comrade.

- Badtux the Sovok Penguin