Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Thursday, July 3, 2008

Cat Diary

Gracie was not amused about getting her butt shaved down; she was standoffish when I got her home, but that lasted for a little while. As I type this, she is lying next to me, yakking at me when I stop petting her.

George wanted his breakfast early, the routine of getting him out of the bedroom and shutting the door on him is still operative. Gracie chimed in about ten minutes before my alarm went off. When I finally open the door, George darts into the bedroom as I and the other two cats walk out. George quickly reverses direction and catches up.

Time to get ready for the last work day of the week.
Posted by on or about 07:14
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3 comments:

Anonymous said...

Do they swirl around you singing while they wait for breakfast?

I suggested to The Spawn yesterday that if they can't groom the cats, we'll have them laminated.

7/03/2008 11:21 AM
Smirking Cat said...

When I try shutting the cats outside the door, they just paw at the door and cry and howl and make pests of themselves. Maybe I should try shutting them outside the FRONT door instead of the bedroom door...

7/03/2008 1:08 PM
Comrade Misfit said...

DCup, George swirled around me until I stepped on him a time or two. Jake and Gracie get in each other's way and start exchanging blows.

SC, I only have to shut one out and he's not much of a yowler.

7/03/2008 1:28 PM

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