Orange Felon Can't Tell Me What to Do

Words of Advice:

DONALD TRUMP IS A CONVICTED FELON. CASE CLOSED.

"America, where we restrict access to vaccines and healthcare, but you can have all the guns you want." -- Stonekettle

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

If something sounds good in your head, don't let it come out of your mouth.

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Tear Gas Tastes Like Fascism." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Karma may sometimes be late to arrive.
But it never loses an address.

Saturday, June 28, 2008

Caturday

This is Rocky. He is not my cat. He is part Maine Coon, a very pretty cat, and has about the worst attitude of any cat I have ever known.


Jake is just chilling out on top of the TV cabinet. His flab is drooping over the edge a little.


George is waiting for his ride in the laundry basket. When I do the laundry, he hops into the empty basket and I have to give him a ride around the apartment so that he can see things from high up. This started when he was a kitten; he is now 12 years old.

George, Gracie and Jake check out the newest crop of cat grass. It takes a week to grow it and they can demolish it in a very short span of time.

Anyway, I ended the work week the way it began, by washing Gracie's shit-laden ass.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

LOL! I was just telling my oldest daughter about your posts about dealing with Gracie's poo-bum. We have a big, long-haired yellow tabby who is forever getting showers because he can't reach and clean properly.

Bridget Magnus said...

My cat is spending Caturday stoned. For Christmas, she got one of those catnip mice you stick fresh 'nip in. It dissapeared on the 26th, resurfaced in April for a day, vanished again, and is back today. Go figure. I have no idea where she hides the damn thing.