Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Sunday, June 8, 2008

Anything But Iraq

There is a rising trend of soldiers injuring themselves to get out of going back to Iraq for a second, third or fourth tour.

What was really pathetic was this comment by the chief headshrinker in the Army: "We're definitely concerned. We hope they'll talk to us rather than self-harm."

Sorry, doc. Anybody who thinks that the Army headshrinkers are truly concerned about the soldiers really does need to have their head examined. The goal of the Army psychologists is to fix the soldiers so they can then be deployed to Iraq. Any concern for the well-being of the soldiers themselves is secondary, at best.

If you doubt that, consider that the Army has already sent over 40,000 soldiers who were medically unfit to Iraq.

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