Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Wednesday, March 5, 2008

Bush's Plan to Elect McCain.

Bush is going to gin up a war against Iran. But in order to do so, he has to get rid of Admiral Fallon, the Commander of Central Command. Fallon is one of the best strategic thinkers in uniform, which is why Bush and Vice President Voldemort have to get rid of Fallon.

In short, if Fallon is forced out, war will soon follow.

It will be instructive to see if the American people and the press can be fooled again. I am not going to bet against that.
Posted by on or about 20:48
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2 comments:

One Fly said...

Nor would I. Carbondate has a post
today that includes a video of a new Russian jet.
I'm ready for a plane post from you.

3/05/2008 9:05 PM
Comrade Misfit said...

OneFly, it's probably about time. I have, though, been writing about ships and stuff on my other blog, which might be worth a look.

3/05/2008 10:33 PM

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