Orange Felon Can't Tell Me What to Do

Words of Advice:

DONALD TRUMP IS A CONVICTED FELON. CASE CLOSED.

"America, where we restrict access to vaccines and healthcare, but you can have all the guns you want." -- Stonekettle

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

If something sounds good in your head, don't let it come out of your mouth.

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Tear Gas Tastes Like Fascism." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Karma may sometimes be late to arrive.
But it never loses an address.

Thursday, November 8, 2007

Kerik Indicted

Bernard Kerik, one of Guiliani's BFFs, was indicted today on corruption charges.



I'll bet they don't "perp walk" him. That pounding sound you hear fading away in the distance is the sound of Rudy running for the horizon. I predict you're going to hear a lot of "well, I really didn't know him very well" and "we were just business associates, not friends" and stuff like that from Rudy over the coming months.

(H/T to the field negro for the photo)

2 comments:

BadTux said...

A Republican? Indicted? You don't say. What next, a story about birds that fly?

-- Badtux the Flightless Penguin

Comrade Misfit said...

Well, he's not being investigated for gay sex, so that's news.