Just an Earth-Bound Misfit: The Rantings of an Aging, Armed, Pinko Chick

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Thursday, November 8, 2007

Agents of Intolerance for Guiliani

Pat Robertson, one of the leaders of the Christian Taliban and one of the proponents of the "God sent the 9/11 terrorists to punish the US for lesbian judges" point of view (until even Chimpy condemned that), has endorsed Rudy Guiliani.

I guess the authoritarian/fascist arm of the C-Taliban thought it better to overlook Guiliani's past tolerance of gay rights, abortion and gun control in favor of supporting a candidate who is dedicated to furthering Stupie McFuckwit's work of demolishing the Constitution and pushing the Nation closer and closer to becoming a police state.

But things may be getting a bit rocky for Rudy. Bernard Kerik, Rudy's police commissioner and the guy Rudy wanted for Secretary of DHS and who Bush was set to nominate, may be indicted by a Federal grand jury today. Bernie's former lawyers are suing him for unpaid fees. And there are serious questions as to how much Rudy knew of Bernie's misdeeds and when he knew it.

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