Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Tuesday, January 18, 2022

Laying These Down, Here






This and other regularly-scheduled features may be suspended due to an overlap of the Venn circles for "coffee" and "laptop".
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5 comments:

Borepatch said...

Tofu is pretty good if you fry it in sesame seed oil. It needs a bit of a crust for texture.

1/18/2022 4:10 PM
Comrade Misfit said...

Even better if one then tips the contents of the frying pan into the garbage.

1/18/2022 6:04 PM
Jones, Jon Jones said...

I can turn you on to tofu version of this, but you aren't going to find it in many grocery stores.

Chuan (Chinese: 串, Dungan: Чўан, Pinyin: chuàn, "kebab"; Uighur: كاۋاپ, кавап, "kawap"), especially in the north-east of China referred to as chuan'r (Chinese: 串儿), are small pieces of meat roasted on skewers.[1] Chuan originated in the Xinjiang region of China.[2] It has been spread throughout the rest of the country, most notably in Beijing, Tianjin, Jinan and Jilin, where it is a popular street food. It is a product of the Chinese Islamic cuisine of the Uyghur people and other Chinese Muslims.[3]
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chuan_(food)

If it is a protein, then there will be a culture than makes it taste good. The lamb of those days had to be pretty rank.

1/18/2022 6:58 PM
0_0 said...

Even after all this time, fuck RealPlayer.
And pop-under windows.

1/18/2022 9:56 PM
Ten Bears said...

Bagpipes ...

1/19/2022 9:38 AM

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