Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck, A/K/A Dolt-45,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset., A/K/A P01135809

Monday, January 10, 2022

Words Fail Me; Covidiot Ed.

Anti-COVID-19 “Vaccine Police” leader Christopher Key has a new quarter-baked conspiracy theory for his anti-vax followers to use to cure themselves of COVID-19: Drink their own urine. “The antidote that we have seen now, and we have tons and tons of research, is urine therapy. OK, and I know to a lot of you this sounds crazy, but guys, God’s given us everything we need,” Key said in a video posted over the weekend on his Telegram account after being released from jail over a trespassing charge.

Go ahead, bucko. Drinnk your own piss. Why not eat your own shit, whilst you're at it? Lots of animals do it, already. It doesn't hurt them.




Tod Germanica said...

Reminds me of the hospital casualty in Catch 22 with the IV drip bottle running into his arm and his urine collected in another bottle.
Then every day the attendant would cound around and swap the bottles position.
That would surely cure covid-19. This self-taught Internet doctor should read more literature, get the good gen on piss slurping.
And, as you note, coprophagia doesn't seem to harm Fido any, not even that delicious cat shit, litter sprinkles and all.
For your health, Republicans, eat shit! Bon appetit. And down the hatch with a warm piss sundowner drink with floating phlegm in lieu of an oyster. Mighty good GQP eats!

Leo Knight said...

I used to follow various "health" sources on the Internet, and quite a few of them touted drinking one's own urine for health benefits. I don't remember the exact date, but it had to be before 2015. One headline read "Urine for a Treat!" Ugh. It seems they're recycling an older scam, but if suckers fell for it once, they'll fall for it again.

Eck! said...

Stupidity has a long history. The suckers list is literally
several millennia long. You'd think they would have figured out
how much fail there is in that, if only by example.

What is missing is god (or large G God) gave us the sentience
and intelligence a most valuable gift. That person is a clear
example of how many waste the greatest gift we are born with.

Gah, waste recycling of the worst kind.

In the spirit of a wager I put down a penny, betting he will
turn up on one of the the dead deniers lists.


Eck! said...

We can use this site as the tracking site for colossal failure:

Seems to grow at a rate of a known name or several every day.


dinthebeast said...

If the urine craze seems too cheap for you, for $110 you can purchase 4.5 ounces of "magic dirt" from a toxic landfill, eat it. and rub it on your children. Or you could have before the MLM selling it collapsed and left hordes of jilted customers clamoring for the thousands of dollars worth of Black Oxygen Organics dirt they had paid for but not received.
What I don't understand about the urine thing is how does it pay? These fucks don't do anything unless there a grift to be had, and since everyone already has their own urine, where are the Benjamins?

-Doug in Sugar Pine

Jimmy T said...

Well, if they need volunteer donors I'm available...

Ten Bears said...

Din raises a good point, my thoughts are these cretins are trolling the rubes. Go on TikTok and get a bunch of drumpf ucks to do something absolutely stupid gives 'em a tingle down their leg (to be polite about it). And there's no lack of stupid.

No one ever went broke under-estimating the gullibility of "Americans" ...

Richard said...

Just don't do it. Urine has uses if you are dyeing cloth or tanning leather etcetera. It is not for drinking. This is crazy talk. Oh well.

dan gerene said...

If the astronauts recycle their own urine wouldn't it make the people who do this on Earth honorary Space Cadets? As a side note;in the early days of Penicillin it was so hard to manufacture quick enough and it passed through the body quickly they saved the patient's urine and extracted and reused the Penicillin. They didn't drink it though.

Wayne Wilson said...

Hell, the democrats have been eating ass ,what is worse?

Comrade Misfit said...

Wayne, that is about a dumb a retort as I've read in a long while. it's also borderline homophobic, so here's your Yellow Card.