Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Friday, January 7, 2022

Heh. Heh. Heh; Insurrection Ed.

Stephen Colbert's cold open from last night:



What the Rude Pundit has to say is worth reading.
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2 comments:

Ten Bears said...

Not to distract from the humor, indeed, if I may reassure ... As I recall, I’m sure if someone were interested, they could look it up: when Merrick Garland prosecuted Tim McVeigh for the Oklahoma City bombing …

There were no leaks, there were no appeals, and there were no acquittals.

I admit I at the time found it ... suspect. That was then, this is now.

If I was willing to give President Joe the benefit of the doubt, I would think the lefties could give Merrick Garland the benefit of the doubt ...

1/07/2022 2:05 PM
Jimmy T said...

I'm gonna second what Ten Bears said, and drop this off...

https://i.redd.it/25571emsaaa81.png

1/07/2022 6:29 PM

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