Orange Felon Can't Tell Me What to Do

Words of Advice:

DONALD TRUMP IS A CONVICTED FELON. CASE CLOSED.

"America, where we restrict access to vaccines and healthcare, but you can have all the guns you want." -- Stonekettle

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

If something sounds good in your head, don't let it come out of your mouth.

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Tear Gas Tastes Like Fascism." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Karma may sometimes be late to arrive.
But it never loses an address.

Tuesday, January 4, 2022

(Something, Something) These Down, Here




1 comment:

gray fox said...

Admittedly the Aaron Rodgers bit is funny. But what's happened to the Babylon Bee? It used to be good-natured religious satire, if a bit more snarky towards the left. (my all time favorite article was the one about Saint Paul's King James Bible being up on eBay) But they've morphed into a full bore Own The Libs.

Apparently this is what happened: https://www.thebulwark.com/what-happened-to-the-babylon-bee/