Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Wednesday, January 12, 2022

Just the Thing When the In-Laws Come Calling

M-3 "Greasegun":



2 comments:

Tod Germanica said...

My unit in Vietnam in 1971, 255th Field Artillery Radar Detachment, had a leftover M3 Grease Gun that I guess we forget to give to the Marines. I don't remember ever firing it though. His revolver here actually is faster firing. He mowed down the metal targets like in a Hollywood movie. This thing has next to no climb or recoil, looks ideal for urban room clearing. You can see why submachine guns have hung on in that niche paramilitary role to this day.

Ombibulous said...

He's good, but not Gun Jesus. Did Ian do the M-3?