Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck, A/K/A Dolt-45,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset., A/K/A P01135809

Monday, January 4, 2021

Just Going To Leave These Here









2 comments:

MarkS said...

You left out the white faced hornets nest 2020 Pinata but yeah

0_0 said...

Can you still get glass ornaments?

We had some transitional fine thread wrapped around a foam ball types to replace the glass ones. The cats didn't cotton to them until they learned they could be unraveled.

Now we have plastic ones and the worry (I just learned) is the toddler wants to play with them, remove the top, and put it in her mouth. So the tree looked top heavy after that.