Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck, A/K/A Dolt-45,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset., A/K/A P01135809

Thursday, March 7, 2013

Caturday; Game On Dept.

After quite a few nights of sleep interrupted by a cat who feels that his attention bank needs replenishing, I've started making those deposits when he is sound asleep.

I doubt if cats appreciate that sort of irony.

7 comments:

Old NFO said...

Just watch out that Karma doesn't bite back... :-D

Comrade Misfit said...

But he started it!! :)

Eck! said...

Uh'm seriously, you may loose.

The cat might like it!

And want more.

After all, it's attention.

Eck!

BadTux said...

My old and cranky Mencken bites me if I bother him while he's not interested in getting a kitty massage. So make sure your health insurance is paid up :).

Comrade Misfit said...

Jake doesn't have any teeth left. :)

Nangleator said...

"Never try to out-stubborn a cat." -- Lazarus Long

CenterPuke88 said...

Yea, but he can still poop in your shoes!