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Who is Incapable of Understanding or Doing Anything About It.
" -- Unknown

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"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Tuesday, May 29, 2018

Unhinged & Running for Office

Rep. Diane Black (R-Tenn.) said that pornography is partially to blame for gun violence in schools.
Black is one of the people who write our nation's laws, which should cause one to consider chugging vodka.

For it would seem that Rep. Black may think that she's high on Jesus, it's more likely meth.


montag said...

Diane Black is running neck and neck with Marsha Blackburn for the dumbest woman in Tennessee politics. The Tennessee GOP men have claimed the team title.

CenterPuke88 said...

It’s not on the current NRA list of casual factors, I don’t think she’ll get her next check. Shoulda blamed Ritalin.

B said...

I wanna know where she shops:

“It’s available on the shelf when you walk in the grocery store,” she said of pornography.

Glenn Kelley said...

They still have magazine racks in stores ?

CenterPuke88 said...

B., I just took it to mean that Cosmo, Maxim and Guns & Ammo was in the shelf.

B said...

Ah. I don't consider those "Pornography". And no, I cannot define it, but "I know it when I see it" and there ain't none in any grocery store that I or most folks shop at.

But then again, "Beauty is in they eye of the beholder" and all that.

Comrade Misfit said...

If porn caused violence, the decks of Navy ships would have been awash in blood.

BadTux said...

I guess all those kids were killed by money shots.

Ba da BOOM.