Words of Advice:

"Never Feel Sorry For Anyone Who Owns an Airplane."-- Tina Marie

If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

Flying the Airplane is More Important than Radioing Your Plight to a Person on the Ground
Who is Incapable of Understanding or Doing Anything About It.
" -- Unknown

"There seems to be almost no problem that Congress cannot, by diligent efforts and careful legislative drafting, make ten times worse." -- Me

"What the hell is an `Aluminum Falcon'?" -- Emperor Palpatine

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Sunday, May 20, 2018

I Am So Going to See This Movie

The Happytime Murders

(WARNING! This trailer is NSFW or small kids.)


B said...

Holy fuck, once it started I just couldn't look away....

And I'd just started my first cup of coffee....

MY day is shot.

Snowdog said...

My brain hurts after seeing that.

The New York Crank said...

About 25 years ago, I did a proposal for a novel in which Ken and Barbie get divorced. They're dolls in the book, but also they're people. And they both get royally screwed over by matrimonial lawyers.

My agent said great, we'll sell a million copies!

Really, I asked.

Sure, he said. Mattel will sue us for copyright infringement, and the publicity will sell the books.

I opted out. Getting into into a law suit with a company as big as Mattel is like playing Russian roulette when the only other player knows which chamber contains the bullet. About a dozen publishers opted out as well, before I pulled the book.

Then, in 2004, the real Barbie (the doll) and the real Ken got a divorce. Or so Mattel decided.

Moral: You can't make anything up any more.

Yours crankily
The New York Crank