Words of Advice:

"Never Feel Sorry For Anyone Who Owns an Airplane."-- Tina Marie

If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

Flying the Airplane is More Important than Radioing Your Plight to a Person on the Ground
Who is Incapable of Understanding or Doing Anything About It.
" -- Unknown

"There seems to be almost no problem that Congress cannot, by diligent efforts and careful legislative drafting, make ten times worse." -- Me

"What the hell is an `Aluminum Falcon'?" -- Emperor Palpatine

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Tuesday, May 22, 2018

One Terrific Headline

"FBI: Man urinates on seat during Frontier flight to Charleston, lands in jail."
He's going to pay a very high Stupidity Tax.

(It's been a long time since I've read "The Newsless Courier."


Bradley Pierson said...

For a second there I wondered if he'd been arrested for poor aim. Then I read the link.

Professor Chaos said...

Having flown on Fronteir Airlines, I understand this man completely.