Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck, A/K/A Dolt-45,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset., A/K/A P01135809

Monday, May 21, 2018

Not Just the Russians

Other foreign governments were trying to influence the Trump campaign by offering help. No surprise that the World's Most Despicable Merc, Erik Prince, had his slimy fingerprints all over it. He might also need to grovel to Trump for a pardon, as the people involved are falling into the effective range for the legal guns of the Special Counsel.

This may explain why his sister, who is in medal contention for Worst. Cabinet. Secretary. Of. All. Time. got her job.

I'm trying to conjure up a name of who would be so horrible and disgusting that Trump wouldn't have dealt with him (or her), but I'm not coming up with anything. Clearly, the law that foreign governments aren't permitted to meddle in American electoral politics meand zippy-point-shit to Trump.

Saying that "the Trumps sold their souls to foreign princes for some bags of silver" sounds almost Shakespearean.

3 comments:

Jones, Jon Jones said...

When does China show up?

Comrade Misfit said...

For Trump to take cash from the China wold set up an epic clash between his naked greed and his innate racism.

Jones, Jon Jones said...

Maybe you missed this one:
https://www.nationalreview.com/news/china-contributing-500-million-trump-linked-project-indonesia/

I'm that guy on gmail with the Browning if you want to talk more real time. I do some geo-political forecasting.