Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck, A/K/A Dolt-45,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset., A/K/A P01135809

Wednesday, February 28, 2018

The Leaders of the Congress Can Go Eat a Bag of Dicks.

They'll let Billy Graham lie in state in the Capitol Rotunda.

Which is an honor that they denied the the last American veteran of the First World War.

3 comments:

B said...

Boehner AND Reid chose not to allow Mr Buckles the honor.....

I don't doubt Graham was a decent man, but I hardly think this is appropriate.

CenterPuke88 said...

But, Jesus...

Infidel753 said...

Why shouldn't Graham lie in the Capitol? He lied everywhere else.