Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck, A/K/A Dolt-45,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset., A/K/A P01135809

Monday, February 19, 2018

Hey, Kid! Didn't Your Momma Tell You to Never Take Candy From a Stranger?

St. Louis Public Safety Director Jimmie Edwards is hoping to sweeten relationships between police officers and the residents they serve by having cops hand out candy to kids while on duty.
Right, that'll help counteract the stories from their fathers, uncles, cousins and older brothers about their interactions with the cops while WWB and DWB.

"Snitcher-Pops", anyone?

4 comments:

Nangleator said...

Candy's pretty cheap. No murdering citizens would actually save money, but some habits are hard to break. Whatever.

CenterPuke88 said...

Maybe kickbacks from the dentists in the area?

jon spencer said...

Maybe the police will hand out fentanyl lollipops.

Anonymous said...

Licorice billy clubs? Wax hand cuffs?
Pez dispensers shaped like Glocks?


Quote for yesterday, or maybe next week, I don't care, I'm retired...

"Don't eat with your hands, boy, use your entrenching tool!"

Firesign Theater, 'I Think We're All Bozos On This Bus'