Words of Advice:
DONALD TRUMP IS A CONVICTED FELON. CASE CLOSED.
"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne
"Once you have paid him the Danegeld, you never get rid of the Dane." -- Rudyard Kipling
“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie
"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul
"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad
Democracy Dies When Billionaires and Hedge Funds Buy Newspapers.
"Never Get Into Anything With a 'Jesus Nut'." -- every fixed-wing pilot
"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown
"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown
"Eck!" -- George the Cat
Karma may sometimes be late to arrive.
But it never loses an address.
4 comments:
Candy's pretty cheap. No murdering citizens would actually save money, but some habits are hard to break. Whatever.
Maybe kickbacks from the dentists in the area?
Maybe the police will hand out fentanyl lollipops.
Licorice billy clubs? Wax hand cuffs?
Pez dispensers shaped like Glocks?
Quote for yesterday, or maybe next week, I don't care, I'm retired...
"Don't eat with your hands, boy, use your entrenching tool!"
Firesign Theater, 'I Think We're All Bozos On This Bus'
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