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"We have it totally under control. It's one person coming from China. It's going to be just fine." -- Donald Trump, 1/22/2020

“We will not see diseases like the coronavirus come here..and isn't it refreshing when contrasting it with the awful presidency of President Obama."
-- Trump Press Secretary Kayleigh McEnany, 2/25/20

"I don't take responsibility for anything." --Donald Trump, 3/13/20

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

"Flying the Airplane is More Important than Radioing Your Plight to a Person on the Ground Who is Incapable of Understanding or Doing Anything About It." -- Unknown

"There seems to be almost no problem that Congress cannot, by diligent efforts and careful legislative drafting, make ten times worse." -- Me

"What the hell is an `Aluminum Falcon'?" -- Emperor Palpatine

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Wednesday, February 7, 2018

Hapless Criminal Play-by-Play

Worthy of going full-screen.


DTWND said...

And all he had to do was reach in his pocket to get his keys! Lol


Comrade Misfit said...

The truck was in the radio station's parking lot. That apparently wasn't the owner.

w3ski said...

What do you want to bet that wasn't a registered "mop" used in this crime? Probably illegally obtained on the "black mop market". The kid likely had no permit to carry that mop either. Obviously drunk or stoned he had no reason to be carrying a mop. Once again we see the need to seriously restrict the availability of mops in this country. Lock up your mops people! They can be used for Crime!