Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Wednesday, February 7, 2018

More From the Circus of Trump


Offered without comment, mainly:
The latter item is just fucking insane. Kim Jong Un rules by fear. He can't afford not to respond militarily to such a strike, for he would look weak and open himself to a coup d'etat. Those who are proposing it to Trump (or caving into his demands for one) should be fed lithium and put on a regimen of electroshock therapy.


2 comments:

Old NFO said...

Umm... Details... FBI has known about the supposed DV since last January. Why did they not tell somebody???

Comrade Misfit said...

Because unless you're beating on your wife in a national park or on other Federal land, beating your wife isn't a federal crime, perhaps?

Might impact his security clearance, but that's also up to the President*.