Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Friday, February 9, 2018

Because It's Friday

From Peter, a steam-powered Land Rover:



I can understand maybe every third or fourth word he says.

3 comments:

CenterPuke88 said...

Love it, and (to be honest) more understandable than the average Manc. I have the advantage of understanding most dialects and Scots too.

I would think adding coal on the go might be a bit iffy, but with a current 200 psi limit and a 15 mph top speed, you’ve got nothing but time. I love that his goal is 25 mph to make it useful. On the whole, a wonderful use of 400 hours and $20,000+.

Phil said...

Like someone said in the comments on Youtube about it,
'It's the most British Thing I've seen all day".

The really crazy thing is, it's not the only one.

https://youtu.be/ASJigoKUB40

Jib Halyard said...

Nice. But now there's nowhere to properly stow the spare tire...