Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Saturday, February 24, 2018

Caturday

Chip awaits either attention or food.

Posted by on or about 06:20
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4 comments:

Leo Knight said...

Or both...

2/24/2018 12:43 PM
B said...

For a cat, Food IS love...

2/24/2018 7:34 PM
Dark Avenger said...

Was the tip of one ear altered surgically, or acquired through enemy action.

2/25/2018 1:15 PM
Comrade Misfit said...

DA, combat scars. He has them on and around his nose, and one that runs from the corner of his eye, right by the nose and to the second row of whiskers. With his white fur, they don't show up very well on camera.

2/25/2018 5:10 PM

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