Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Wednesday, February 7, 2018

Hapless Criminal Play-by-Play

Worthy of going full-screen.

Posted by on or about 19:56
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3 comments:

DTWND said...

And all he had to do was reach in his pocket to get his keys! Lol

Dale

2/07/2018 8:06 PM
Comrade Misfit said...

The truck was in the radio station's parking lot. That apparently wasn't the owner.

2/08/2018 10:17 AM
w3ski said...

What do you want to bet that wasn't a registered "mop" used in this crime? Probably illegally obtained on the "black mop market". The kid likely had no permit to carry that mop either. Obviously drunk or stoned he had no reason to be carrying a mop. Once again we see the need to seriously restrict the availability of mops in this country. Lock up your mops people! They can be used for Crime!
w3ski

2/08/2018 10:37 AM

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