Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Saturday, February 10, 2018

Caturday

Chip in one of his five basic modes.


Sleep, eat, play, get petted and look out the windows.
Posted by on or about 06:47
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2 comments:

w3ski said...

Two of our cats have an extra mode, walking. In the afternoon when I take the dog walking, the two Tuxes will scamper our from wherever they were sleeping to walk with us. They keep up, and when we get to the turn around spot, Blackie the male will run till he gets ahead of me and the dog, so he can show us the way back. He's so proud of his job too, tail straight up, trotting to keep ahead of us.
There was a third Tux and he loved our walks too, till he passed over.
Their Mom was a another stray we picked up here, and while Mom is still nervous about affection the kits love to be around their people.
We 'trap, neuter, and release' but there is no neighborhood so they hang out here afterwards.
w3ski

2/10/2018 11:16 AM
B said...

Mine have another mode:

Sit there and look disapproving.

2/10/2018 2:03 PM

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