Words of Advice:
"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne
“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *
"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown
“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie
"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul
"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad
"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown
"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers
"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown
"Eck!" -- George the Cat
* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone
3 comments:
Very informative post.
I'm fairly surprised he affected to *have* a half-brother at this stage.
What is sad is that Kim Jong-nam had no desire to challenge Kim Jong-un in any way for leadership of North Korea. He spent most of his life outside of Korea as his father's illegitimate son (said illegitimacy being why Kim Jong-un became leader of Korea after daddy's death) and just wanted to be free to live a playboy life well outside of North Korea. He didn't even *like* North Korea, nevermind want to return to it and oust his half-brother.
But yeah, hereditary dictators just can't stand that half-brother out there having fun while they're busy with the tedium of running a dictatorship... Sigh. Why can't people just let each other live their lives in peace? People suck. :(.
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