Orange Felon Can't Tell Me What to Do

Words of Advice:

DONALD TRUMP IS A CONVICTED FELON. CASE CLOSED.

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

Democracy Dies When Billionaires and Hedge Funds Buy Newspapers.

"Never Get Into Anything With a 'Jesus Nut'." -- every fixed-wing pilot

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Karma may sometimes be late to arrive.
But it never loses an address.

Thursday, February 20, 2014

The True Haven for Conservatives

Russia, as Jason Jones discovered.

Low taxes, companies permitted to cram religious values down their employees' throats, legal to abuse gays, liberals whipped by Cossacks in the streets-- you have to wonder why Roger Ailes hasn't required everyone at Fox to learn Russian, or if Sean Hannity isn't moving to Moscow.
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D. said...

But Russia still has secret Communist cooties.

(Also, if one looks closely, conservative paradises are literally hell on Earth.)

2/20/2014 3:17 PM

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