Orange Felon Can't Tell Me What to Do

Words of Advice:

DONALD TRUMP IS A CONVICTED FELON. CASE CLOSED.

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- Trump

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Never Get Into Anything With a 'Jesus Nut'." -- every fixed-wing pilot

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Karma may sometimes be late to arrive.
But it never loses an address.

Tuesday, February 11, 2014

Shit. Fucking Links.

This is the link to The Hidden Witness, the hard-boiled mystery* that I referred to, and which I screwed up the linkage in the last post.

Derp.

*which I wrote, and which really frosts me that I fucked that link up.
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2 comments:

ShortWoman said...

As luck would have it, I finished a nice pulpy fantasy novel last night. Now all 3 books are resting quietly on my Kindle, ready for when I finish studying for the night.

Thanks kindly. Maybe over spring break I can work on creative writing projects.

2/11/2014 9:29 PM
Phil said...

LOL!

I hate it when that happens.

2/12/2014 3:10 PM

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