Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Tuesday, February 11, 2014

Shit. Fucking Links.

This is the link to The Hidden Witness, the hard-boiled mystery* that I referred to, and which I screwed up the linkage in the last post.

Derp.

*which I wrote, and which really frosts me that I fucked that link up.
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2 comments:

ShortWoman said...

As luck would have it, I finished a nice pulpy fantasy novel last night. Now all 3 books are resting quietly on my Kindle, ready for when I finish studying for the night.

Thanks kindly. Maybe over spring break I can work on creative writing projects.

2/11/2014 9:29 PM
Phil said...

LOL!

I hate it when that happens.

2/12/2014 3:10 PM

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