Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Friday, February 14, 2014

No Doubt that "Shotgun Joe" Biden is Crying Today; Packing Heat Edition

The Ninth Circuit Court of Appeals has pretty much held that people have a right to carry a gun. States can regulate that, somewhat, but they can't ban it.

Since the Ninth Circuit has a reputation for being the most liberal of the Federal appellate courts, this is rather stunning. And it does not bode well for states such as Rhode Island, Hawaii, Maryland, New Jersey and localities such as New York City, Nassau and Westchester counties, as well as Boston and other places that apply the "you gots to show us who wants to kill you" test before issuing a license.

Of course, the Chronicle has shit its pants over the ruling. The LA Times is a lot more matter-of-fact about it.

(H/T)

1 comment:

Old NFO said...

Lemme find my shocked face... Can't believe this actually made it through the 9th Circus... sigh