Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Sunday, February 2, 2014

Sunday, Bloody Sunday

You probably don't want your speakers turned up for this one: The kills of the Rifleman.


It wasn't the kids who grew up watching Lucas McCain gunning down half of the population of the New Mexico Territory who ended up shooting up schools.

UPDATE: The Mad Magazine parody. Click on each image to enlarge.

5 comments:

Deadstick said...

Even outgunned a Gatling...

w3ski said...

Don't forget; Rawhide, The Rebel, Wanted Dead or Alive, Have Gun Will Travel and a bunch of others. These guys protected the innocent and the weak. Even Paladin who was a 'Soldier of Fortune' would sometimes turn if it was a bad guy that hired him. They only shot the villains. Never the good guys. I grew up with Paladin and his "one ounce" trigger pull. Way to go!
w3ski

Old NFO said...

Good one...

Murphy's Law said...

I saw him get Jack Elam, Claude Akins and Lee Van Cleef in those clips. Not bad at all.

.45ACP+P said...

I was pondering the other day that the generation before mine was self reliant. Their heros were self reliant, like Sam Spade, they knew their way around a gun and did not run screaming away form the sight. My generation saw guns in the hands of the police and saw them as heros that could shoot the gun from the hand of the bad guy and WOULD come to your aid and defense. No wonder our expectations fail on contact with reality.