Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Friday, February 7, 2014

Hoisted By Our Own Petard; NSA Edition

The State Department is working itself into a froth because the Russians allegedly recorded a phone call between two American diplomats and released it to the world.


Because, after all, we're the only ones who are allowed by the Almighty to intercept calls between foreign diplomats.

Hypocrisy is one of the standard tools of the State Department. So, apparently, is idiocy, assuming that those two clowns were talking over a regular (unsecured) telephone system.

3 comments:

Borepatch said...

What's the Russian word for "irony"? And what's their word for "incompetence"?

;-)

Comrade Misfit said...

ирония and некомпетентность

Irony is almost the same as in English, once you adjust for Cyrillic. The Russian word for incompetence sort of literally translates to "not holding competence", but my dictionary translates it to "incompetence".

(I sort of half-assed studied Russian some years ago)

Stewart Dean said...

Ernestine, Lily Tomlin, Hoover
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pw1QDE-WA4A