Orange Felon Can't Tell Me What to Do

Words of Advice:

DONALD TRUMP IS A CONVICTED FELON. CASE CLOSED.

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"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

If something sounds good in your head, don't let it come out of your mouth.

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"Tear Gas Tastes Like Fascism." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Karma may sometimes be late to arrive.
But it never loses an address.

Sunday, February 16, 2014

Reason 56 Pasta-Gazillion Why I'll Never Be a Judge

Five Michael Jackson fans have been awarded one euro each by a French court for the "emotional damage" they suffered after the pop star's death.

The case saw 34 fans sue Jackson's doctor, who was jailed in 2011 for the involuntary manslaughter of the singer.

The court in Orleans ruled five fans had proven emotional suffering.
On the other hand, I'd have had the plaintiffs sent off for a psych hold and had the bailiffs take their lawyers out back and flogged.

Why is why I'd not make a good judge.

2 comments:

JayNola said...

To say you'll never be a judge may be accurate but I'd say that given your proposed actions in this case I think you would be a GOOD judge.

Leo Knight said...

I think the 1 euro damages show how seriously the court judged their "emotional damage".