Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck, A/K/A Dolt-45,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset., A/K/A P01135809

Saturday, September 29, 2012

Stench, I told You So: Your Family Is Not Helping You

Not when your wife goes on the radio and basically states that as First Lady, it would be a full-time job for her to keep you from going bughouse-grade crazy.
Asked what her primary worry would be should her husband succeed in defeating President Obama on Nov. 6, Mrs. Romney replied, "You know, I think my biggest concern, obviously, would just be for his mental well-being."
Crimus, can't you see the headlines from that one?

Ann Romney Fears for Mitt's Mental Health if He Wins

Romney's Wife Afraid He Will Go Crazy as President

Between that and the news that the Romneybot is uploading "zingers" to use in the debate, one has to wonder if there is anyone left in the Romney camp, other than the `bot, who thinks that they still have a shot at this thing.

1 comment:

Allan S said...

They will win because of your new, umonitored electronic balloting.