Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Thursday, September 27, 2012

Insufficient Head

Every so often, my toilet doesn't flush properly. Rather than plunge it, now I wait for the water level to tricke down to normal and then, using a bucket, I pour water into it from about two feet up. And it flushes.

That sort of suggests to me that the toilet tank isn't generating enough head pressure when it flushes.

3 comments:

CRK said...

I had the same problem - the channel between the tank and the bowl gets clogged with calcium deposits. I spent $80 on a new toilet and wow, what a difference.

Mule Breath said...

Sounds to me like you just described the problem the Republican Party has with the Tea Party.

Unknown said...

I'm waiting for the old fashioned high tanks to make a comeback. Gravity is useful.