Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck, A/K/A Dolt-45,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset., A/K/A P01135809

Wednesday, September 19, 2012

Nineteen Days In....

... and AT&T has finally, finally, gotten long-distance working on my Fax/POTS line.

It took a helpful suggestion to contact some obscure person at AT&T who deals with people bitching online about that company of fucktards.

Without directly saying so, the last person I talked to at AT&T implied that the sales people screwed the pooch.

Not that I give a frak. It works.

For now.

2 comments:

w3ski said...

Congrats Comrade. We all rejoice in your achievement.
Sure as shit shouldn't have been such a problem but i am glad it's over for you.
w3ski

Phil said...

Jeeze, 19 days.
Giving the Fed Gov a run for their money when it comes to swift service.