Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck, A/K/A Dolt-45,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset., A/K/A P01135809

Sunday, September 9, 2012

Mittens: The Smell of Desperation

He must be close to panicking.

Rmoney made a speech that implied that President Obama is going to remove "in God we trust" from the nation's currency.

This is what he has to do in order to fire up the GOP base-- make batshit crazy attacks? That is about as well-founded a thing to say as it would be to charge that Mittens is going to reduce unemployment by executing everyone who hasn't had a job for 100 weeks.

3 comments:

bearsense said...

But he won't let you into "his" god's church.

Comrade Misfit said...

They will after I die. For that's how his church inflates their numbers.

bearsense said...

Comrade EB - - My idea of heaven certainly doesn't involve wearing underwear and not drinking !!! These people are evil !