Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Saturday, September 15, 2012

Caturday

"Your offerings displease me."


Those are breakfast and dinner for one day, dinner for the previous day (which I forgot to pick up) and standby dry food. And no, I didn't give him something else. Jake went from an abandoned cat who was thrilled to get the cheapest dry food available to a picky eater.

My feeling pretty much is "you don't have to eat it". If he doesn't like the food, it stays there. And surprise, surprise, surprise, some of it seems to magically disappear during the day/night. Must be the Catfood Fairy, stopping by for a snack.

3 comments:

bob said...

Did this start after the move? We had a military cat (Meaning that his care givers were in the service). I do not use the term owner for no one really ever owns a cat. He would be off his feed for some time after each of our PCS, and it seemed to take longer the older he was.

He would also get this way when one of his cohorts days in the sun ended.

They are very interesting creatures.

w3ski said...

Yes, I too am "staff" for a number of cats. The youngest at 4 months seem to be less picky, if they can eat it, they will. Even to invading my morning bowl of Cheerios with their little "box feet".
The oldest Cat will not eat anything that doesn't come with a kitty picture on the outside. She loves her gushy food and her Science Diet 'old kitty' dry but she will Not touch anything else no matter how much the kittens would swarm it.
She has been my best friend for years now and If she had a taste for veal or fillet I would gladly feed her that.
Shes just a 'cat food' cat and that's all.
As she reaches out to type on my keyboard.
She knows when I am chuckling about her, smart she is too.
w3ski

Comrade Misfit said...

I think it started after the other cats passed away and there was no longer any hint of competition for food.