Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Wednesday, October 12, 2011

Hell, I'd Vote For Her



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UPDATE: From the comments, what she really said:

Posted by on or about 08:47
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6 comments:

Don Brown said...

I looked and looked for a Like button but I couldn't find one so I had to write.

Don

P.S. DId you arrange for my word verification to be "catura"?

10/12/2011 9:17 AM
Stewart Dean said...

Funny, but here's the real Warren at the stump:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=hOyDR2b71ag

10/12/2011 9:55 AM
Comrade Misfit said...

Don, I added them, I think.

Stewart, thanks, I added that, as well. I'd vote for her if she were running in my state. Hell, I might write her in, anyway.

10/12/2011 10:49 AM
Anonymous said...

Hilarious! Thanks for sharing...

10/12/2011 2:26 PM
Phil said...

Hold on there, Comrade; Elizabeth Warren is my write-in candidate for POTUS.

10/12/2011 7:41 PM
Comrade Misfit said...

I plan to vote for her for President in 2016.

10/12/2011 7:45 PM

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